Saturday, September 17, 2005

How to blow your OCI interview

[Yes, I'm aware of the redundancy.]

"As I'm sure you know, our firm specializes in bankruptcy law. How do you feel about that kind of work?"

"It's a real downer. That's the sort of work that should be reserved for those bland assholes who really should have become CPA's instead of lawyers."

"Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out."

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Jeff Sessions is an ass clown.

No wonder he dropped law for politics, because obviously a blithering idiot can make a killing in politics.

Monday, September 12, 2005

There's a new sheriff in TV judge town

Judge Alex kicks ass. Imagine if Judge Judy knew what the hell she was doing and could actually tell when she was getting a line of BS instead of just guessing randomly to try to make herself seem smart.