Saturday, September 17, 2005

How to blow your OCI interview

[Yes, I'm aware of the redundancy.]

"As I'm sure you know, our firm specializes in bankruptcy law. How do you feel about that kind of work?"

"It's a real downer. That's the sort of work that should be reserved for those bland assholes who really should have become CPA's instead of lawyers."

"Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out."