Sunday, January 01, 2006

My post-exam bender has finally wound down

Sage words: Gin is not the ideal liquor with which to spike eggnog. However, I did learn that projectile vomited eggnog blends well with the paint in my apartment, and the fast-evaporating gin really reduces curing time.

As for resolutions, I resolve to apply the three b's to my classes next term. That's gotta work better than that LEEWD system.